Fantastic
The high today is going to be 55. And sunny. Tonight we have a “special weather statement” which is the national weather service’s way of freaking out all the idiots who are antsy that we haven’t had winter yet. Oh god we’re going to have accumulation. Oh god the world is ending!
Y’all, they’re handing out this weather statement but we have basically 0 chance of precipitation or accumulation! They just look at the statement (and call it a winter storm watch when it isn’t) and don’t look at the actual forecast.
This means that every grocery store is going to be insane which means of course I have to go to he grocery store today. I have no food. I am going to straight up want to murder people. I want to cry just thinking about it because I can’t handle grocery stores on a normal day but go on a day when all the idiots think we’re going to be buried under snow and it’s impossible.
I’m seriously considering just saying fuck it and I’ll go tomorrow. When we’re not buried under all that snow we’re going to get. I’ll eat an egg and some potatoes. I’ll walk up to the convenience store and buy a coke. It’s supposed to be nice, I can walk. I’ve got new books to read and tv to watch, anyway. No need to waste it going grocery shopping where I will want to kill people. With that shovel they’re probably buying to shovel all our non-existent snow.
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spiletta42 said:
Definitely skip the grocery shopping. My method under such circumstances is to use the grocery store located directly across the street from the grocery store so popular it’s practically a cult. They have nothing, but there’s never a line.
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