One of the most annoying things on the planet are the douchebags who see you trying to get into a huge line of traffic in a slow moving lane and rather than be a kind person and let you in front of them so you’re not blocking traffic in another lane because you need to get over in a limited space, they make sure you know they’re not going to.

Not only does this make traffic worse than it needs to be but it’s just rude.

So I just throw on my blinker and nudge my way in until they realize they’ve got two options: hit me or let me in front of them. I’ve never been hit. I’ve been honked at. They can suck it, too.